The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius: Nightmare in Retroville/Transcript


 * [first lines, as Goddard carves a jack-o-lantern, howling]
 * Sheen: The time has come for a momentous decision which will affect us all forever. What are we going to be for Halloween?
 * Carl: Lama Boy.
 * Jimmy: Carl, you've been Lama Boy for the last eight years.
 * Sheen: Yeah, plus, Lama Boy's not scary, he's just creepy. You're supposed to be scary on Halloween.
 * Carl: I know, so this year, I'm adding a cape.
 * Sheen: Why do we hang with him?
 * [they both walk away]
 * Jimmy: I supposed you're going to be Ultra Lord again.
 * Sheen: No. I wore out my costume. I wore it every day when I watched the Ultra Lord Show at 5:00, 7:00 and 10:30, with repeats the following day at 9:00, 11:00, 1:30 and 6:00.
 * Jimmy: Do you guys ever feel a little weird? You know, still dressing up in costumes.
 * Carl: Yeah. When you put it that way...
 * Sheen: Not that you mention it... No. Can't say what I do.
 * Carl: No way, man, it's great.
 * Sheen: This year I want to be something really scary.
 * Carl: You could wear a cape.
 * Sheen: I said, really scary.
 * Jimmy: You could be Ms. Fowl.
 * [they all stick their tongues out, shivering and yelling, then cut to a black and white background, watching the Octopus Man Show, with people running away, screaming, with the octopus grabbing a bus, screaming, looking at the octopus grabbing a bus, with Jimmy passing by Hugh]
 * Hugh: Hi, guys. Hey, my favorite monster movie's on. Octopus Man. He's got eight arms. Do you want to watch with me? It's the three-and-a-half hour director's cut with the alternate ending where he grows a ninth arm.
 * Jimmy: Uh, no thanks, Dad.
 * Hugh: I wanted to be Octopus Man for Halloween when I was a lad, but mother wouldn't buy me the costume. Said it was too scary for a 16-year-old. I'll never forgive her for that. Never! [watches the tank chasing the octopus] Run! Run, Octopus Man, run! They're going to get you. Poor misunderstood creature.
 * Carl: So who are you going to be this year, Jim? Albert Einstein? Jet Fusion? That smart guy in the wheelchair that talks with the keyboard?
 * Jimmy: Actually, I'm not going to trick-or-treat this year.
 * [they both gasp]
 * Jimmy: I don't know. Halloween is kinda for kids.
 * Carl: But we are kids and it's Halloween.
 * Sheen: Yeah, Jimmy. Think of the bubble gum, the tiny chocolate bars, the artificial flavors, red dye number five. And it's all free.
 * Jimmy: I've taken that into consideration, so I've been working on a little project.
 * Sheen: Ooh, the plot thickens.
 * Jimmy: Gentlemen, I have a proposition. I'll make you guys really scary for Halloween in exchange for 25% of your candy.
 * Sheen: You think I'm a fool? Call it 50, we got a deal.
 * Jimmy: Deal! To the...
 * Carl: Oh, oh, Jimmy, can I say it this time, please?
 * Jimmy: All right, Carl, go ahead.
 * Carl: To the place where Jimmy has all this neat stuff and where he invents things and then something goes wrong and we have a big adventure.
 * Sheen: To the lab!
 * [the jack-o-lantern transitions into the lab]
 * Jimmy: This is my 27th greatest invention ever. Behold, the Neutronic Monster Maker.
 * Sheen: Sweet name.
 * Jimmy: Simply select a monster, step under the cone of creation, and it'll realign on your molecules to make you look like that monster, down into each horrifying atom.
 * Carl: Cool! But Sheen, you got to promise that when you're scary, you won't scare me.
 * Sheen: My word is my bond. [shakes his hand]
 * Jimmy: I've downloaded every monster imaginable. I have 102 different monster to choose from. Here are the choices. A werewolf...
 * Sheen: That's it, I want to be the wolf guy.
 * Jimmy: Sheen, I have 101 other monsters.
 * Sheen: I know, Jimmy, but it's been my lifelong dream to be covered in hair.
 * Jimmy: All right, werewolf it is? What about you, Carl? The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
 * Carl: Uh, too hunchy.
 * Jimmy: The blob?
 * Carl: Too blobby.
 * Jimmy: The Phantom of the Opera?
 * Carl: Too Operaey.
 * Jimmy: Frankenstein?
 * Sheen: Frahnkenshteen.
 * Carl: No, I don't like his wardrobe. I'm more of a summer. [gasps] Who's the guy with a cape?
 * Jimmy: Dracula.
 * Carl: Yeah, he has a cape. I want to be Dracula.
 * Jimmy: All right, Dracula and a werewolf it is. [presses the buttons, turning the crank, crackling the electric]
 * Sheen: Wolf me up! Wolf me up!
 * [Jimmy pushes the lever, then Sheen transforms into a werewolf]
 * Werewolf Sheen: [howling] Yeah! It's werewolf time. [snarls and growls, then looking at the light, howling]
 * Carl: Now me! Now me!
 * [Jimmy pushes a lever, then Carl transforms into a vampire]
 * Vampire Carl: Blah! [giggling] I am Dracula. How's my cape look?
 * Werewolf Sheen: We look awesome. You sure you don't want to be a monster, Jimmy?
 * Jimmy: No thanks, I'll just enjoy the fruits of your labor.
 * Carl: Fruit? I want candy.
 * Jimmy: Come on, let's ride.
 * [the skull atom transitions into a roof opening up, driving a hover car]
 * Jimmy: By using the hover car, we can go to more houses, which of course means more candy.
 * Vampire Carl: Hey, Jimmy. Has anyone ever told you you're a boy genius?
 * Werewolf Sheen: Enough with the chitchat. This hombre lobo wants candy. [howling]
 * Jimmy: I believe this is going to be a Halloween we shan't ever forget.
 * [cut to Hugh]
 * Hugh: Uh, Jimbo. Have you seen my suede duck feet with the... [falls down] Ow. Golly. Hey, where the... Where the heck am I? Oh, no. I must have fallen into a parallel dimension with no hope of ever finding my way back to sim... [gasping] A big game. Oh, I want to play. Name that monster. [spins the wheel to select Frankenstein] Spin the wheel. Round, round and round it goes, where it stops, nobody knows. You know, I bet if I pull this lever, something really fun happens. [pulls the lever] Where's my prize? Does it come out of that umbrellaey thingy?
 * [the umbrella transforms Hugh into a Frankenstein, then the jack-o-lantern transitions into Judy in a kitchen]
 * Judy: Hugh! This year instead of candy I'm giving out healthy snacks. Oh, don't you think the children will just love my prune puffs and banana balls?
 * [Frankenstein Hugh appears, growling]
 * Judy: Well, aren't you a little grumpy Gus tonight?
 * [Frankenstein Hugh snarls]
 * Judy: What a wonderful costume. But I thought you were going to be the Duck Man of La Mancha.
 * [Frankenstein Hugh growls, then Judy throws a candy at him, choking]
 * Judy: Well, there's no need to get in a huff. Now, will you light the jack-o-lantern, please? I'll get my costume on. Oh, you're going to love it. Be right back. [walks away by Frankenstein Hugh]
 * Frankenstein Hugh: [grunting] Fire! Fire! [growling] Fire bad. [bangs on the door, getting out]
 * [cut to Vampire Carl and Werewolf Sheen, walking up to the house, then Willoughboy appears, screaming]
 * Both: Trick or treat.
 * Willoughboy: Well, what marvelous costumes. Don't you look darling. [takes the treat to Werewolf Sheen and Vampire Carl]
 * Both: Thanks.
 * Willoughboy: Oh, I used to love to dress up for Halloween. One year I was a butterfly. Then I was an elf, a sprite, an ice skater. I was Peter Pan six times. Michelangelo's David, and I got to tell you, that was chilly. [shivers, closing the door]
 * Werewolf Sheen: This is great. We got so much candy, we're going to be sick for weeks.
 * Vampire Carl: I don't like the candy you have to unwrap. I always cut myself on the shiny paper. [grabs a paper, shaking back and forth, cutting the finger] Ow! See? I cut myself. I'm bleeding. Medic!
 * Werewolf Sheen: Carl, don't be such a big baby.
 * Vampire Carl: [sucks his finger] Mmm, not bad. Tastes like cherry soda with a lot of vinegar in it. [continues licking his finger] Mmm, mmm, boy, that is good. I mean, mmm, mmm... [continues licking his finger] That is really good. Hey, try some you guys. It's way better than Purple Flurp.
 * Werewolf Sheen: No way, I'm not drinking your blood.
 * Jimmy: Yeah, no thanks, Carl.
 * Vampire Carl: Mmm, mmm... [with accent] I want more. I need blood.
 * Werewolf Sheen: You need counseling.
 * Vampire Carl: Must have blood! [walks to a hover car, hearing the dogs howling] Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make. I must join them. [transforms into a bat] Bye, you guys. [with accent] See you later.
 * Werewolf Sheen: That was weird, but totally awesome. I want to change into a bat, I want to fly. Make me a bat, Jimmy, make me a bat.
 * Jimmy: What... What... I didn't do that. Carl just changed into a vampire bat on his own.
 * Werewolf Sheen: Well, it's Halloween, what do you expect?
 * Jimmy: The monster maker must have mutated Carl's molecular structure on the subatomic level, altering his DNA.
 * Werewolf Sheen: Hmm. And now again in English.
 * Jimmy: He's a real vampire.
 * Werewolf Sheen: Cool!
 * Jimmy: Not cool. If Carl turned into a real vampire, then you could turn into a real... [hears the dogs howling, then the clouds uncover the moon, then Sheen starts to snarl] Uh, Sheen, I think we'd better go back to the lab.
 * [Sheen snarls]
 * Jimmy: Or not. [goes to the seat] Got to fly.
 * [Werewolf Sheen looks at Jimmy flying in the sky]
 * Jimmy: This is going to be a memorable Halloween, Goddard, if we survive.
 * [Werewolf Sheen runs up, then Vampire Carl sticks his tongue out, then Frankenstein Hugh walks up, then cut Jimmy landing in park]
 * Jimmy: I can't believe Carl and Sheen turned into a real vampire and werewolf. I've got to capture them and turn them back. Goddard, access vampire data so I know what I'm dealing with.
 * [Goddard barks, opening a screen]
 * Jimmy: "Vampires feed on the blood of the living. They can turn their victims into vampires and are repelled by garlic. They can only be destroyed by a wooden stake driven into their heart."
 * [Goddard closes the screen, whining]
 * Jimmy: What have you got on werewolves?
 * Ms. Fowl: [speaking mysteriously] Even a man who is pure at heart and says his prayers at night, may become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
 * Jimmy: Uh, hi, Ms. Fowl. How do you know about werewolves?
 * Ms. Fowl: I was married to one, but that's a story for another day.
 * Jimmy: Uh, anything else I should know?
 * Ms. Fowl: Well, they can turn other people into werewolves by biting them, and they can only be destroyed by a silver...
 * Jimmy: Bullet?
 * Ms. Fowl: Cane, spoon, hairbrush, anything silver. Okay, happy Halloween. Don't forget to floss. [walks away by Jimmy, disappearing into the woods]
 * Jimmy: Come on, boy. We've got work to do.
 * [cut to Vampire Carl, flying to Cindy, transforming back into a human]
 * Vampire Carl: Good evening.
 * Cindy: Oh! Carl? You scared me.
 * Vampire Carl: Sorry.
 * Cindy: I thought you were going to be Lama Boy for the 900th time.
 * Vampire Carl: Lama Boy is how you say, old school. May I say, you look enchanting tonight.
 * Cindy: Thanks. I'm Muffy the Vampire Annihilator.
 * [Vampire Carl hisses at Cindy]
 * Cindy: Whatever. Have you seen Libby? I'm supposed to meet her to go trick-or-treating and she's late. I could wring her neck.
 * Vampire Carl: Speaking of necks, I couldn't help but notice how lovely your neck looks tonight.
 * Cindy: My neck? What's your problem?
 * Vampire Carl: Look into my eyes. I mean, if you don't mind.
 * Cindy: Why the heck would I want to...
 * Vampire Carl: Look into my eyes!
 * Cindy: [puts red swirls in her eyes] Yes, master.
 * Vampire Carl: What is your blood type?
 * Cindy: A-positive, master.
 * Vampire Carl: Mmm, how positively delicious. [eats Cindy, screaming]
 * [cut to Jimmy and Goddard]
 * Jimmy: Goddard, set your audio locators for any werewolf howls or vampire screams.
 * [Goddard uses a radio dish to look around, going left, then cut to Libby, walking down, holding a bag, hearing Sheen growling, then she stops walking, looking around, then she continues walking, hearing Sheen growling again, then Sheen appears, landing on the ground]
 * Libby: Hi, Sheen. Cool costume. I'm a fashion model.
 * Werewolf Sheen: Tasty.
 * Libby: Thanks.
 * Werewolf Sheen: You got any meat on you? Prime rib, filet minion, rump roast?
 * Libby: Do I look like a butcher?
 * Werewolf Sheen: Have you seen any livestock, cows, pigs, sheeps?
 * Libby: Sheen, you're usually weird, but tonight you got a little extra going on.
 * Werewolf Sheen: I need meat!
 * Libby: Well, don't look at me. I'm a vegetarian.
 * Werewolf Sheen: I knew it. Carl owes me two bucks. He thought you were a Republican.
 * Libby: Vegetarian means I don't eat meat.
 * Werewolf Sheen: Oh. But you are meat.
 * Libby: Well, yeah, if you want to get gross about it.
 * Werewolf Sheen: I do. How about a bite?
 * Libby: Of what?
 * Werewolf Sheen: You. [howling, eating Libby, screaming]
 * [cut back to Jimmy and Goddard, barking]
 * Jimmy: We're getting close. I just hope we're not too late. [goes to Vampire Carl and Vampire Cindy]
 * [cut to Frankenstein Hugh, walking down, mumbling, shaking his hands]
 * Frankenstein Hugh: Wish I could walk faster. [growls]
 * Sam: [stops playing on his violin] Oh, hiya, Neutron. Thought I'd fiddle around with the old Stradivarius. Any requests?
 * [Frankenstein Hugh mumbles]
 * Sam: I'm not familiar with that one. Can you hum a few bars?
 * [Frankenstein Hugh growls]
 * Sam: Say, that's kinda catchy. Who wrote it?
 * [Frankenstein Hugh mumbles]
 * Sam: Never heard of him.
 * Judy: Hugh Neutron! What on Earth are you doing? I need you at home to help me pass out fruit snacks.
 * Frankenstein Hugh: [mumbles] Me want you.
 * Judy: Hugh, please use complete sentences.
 * [Frankenstein Hugh mumbles]
 * Judy: Oh, don't mumble. You sound like you have a mouth full of marbles.
 * Frankenstein Hugh: [mumbling] Mine. [grabs Judy]
 * Judy: Hugh, what are you doing? This isn't our rumba-lesson night.
 * [Frankenstein Hugh mumbles, carrying Judy]
 * Sam: [sighs] I wish I was married.
 * [cut back to Jimmy and Goddard, going to Vampire Carl and Vampire Cindy]
 * Jimmy: There's Carl and Cindy. Cindy, stay away from Carl. He's a vampire. A real, live, I mean, dead, I mean...
 * [Vampire Cindy hisses, then Jimmy gasps, then Goddard barks]
 * Vampire Carl: Cindy has joined me. You, too, must join me. It only takes one bite. [hissing]
 * [Vampire Carl and Vampire Cindy leap to the ground]
 * Jimmy: Uh, uh. Hey, look, the Red Cross is having a blood drive.
 * Both: Where? Where?
 * [Jimmy runs away by Vampire Carl and Vampire Cindy, running to Lucky Tony's House of Garlic store]
 * Vampire Carl: Make like a bat and follow me.
 * Vampire Cindy: Yes, master.
 * [they transform their bats, following Jimmy to run at Lucky Tony's House of Garlic store, screaming]
 * Vampire Carl: No, no!
 * Vampire Cindy: No!
 * Jimmy: [sighs] Looks like Lucky Tony's House of Garlic saved our lives.
 * [Goddard barks]
 * Jimmy: But we can't stay here all night. Let's sneak back to the hover car through the alley.
 * [they both walk in the alley, looking around, hearing the werewolves growling]
 * Jimmy: That's not good.
 * [Werewolf Sheen and Werewolf Libby walk up]
 * Jimmy: Sheen must have bitten Libby.
 * Werewolf Libby: We're just good friends, and you better not have rabies.
 * Werewolf Sheen: Don't worry. I've had all my shots. Thanks for turning me into a werewolf, Jimmy. It's awesome. Oh, except for the fleas.
 * Werewolf Libby: Hey, Sheen, we said we were going to get something to eat. How about Jimmy?
 * [they both run to Jimmy, screaming, running to the Hi Ho Silver Store, growling, looking at the silver stuff, then they run away, whimpering]
 * Jimmy: [breathing heavily] Looks like the Hi Ho Silver jewelry store saved our lives. [looks at Frankenstein Hugh carrying Judy]
 * Judy: Oh.
 * Jimmy: Mom? Dad?
 * [Frankenstein Hugh growls]
 * Judy: Your father's not himself tonight, dear.
 * Jimmy: He must have gotten into the lab and used the monster machine.
 * [Frankenstein Hugh mumbles]
 * Judy: [slaps Frankenstein Hugh] Stop that.
 * Frankenstein Hugh: [drops Judy] She hate me.
 * Vampire Carl: Hi, Mrs. Neutron. You look so pretty, and full of blood.
 * Judy: Why, thank you, Car... What?
 * Vampire Carl: Look into my eyes, please.
 * Frankenstein Hugh: [growls] She mine.
 * Vampire Carl: Take a number, flathead.
 * [Frankenstein Hugh grabs Vampire Carl]
 * Vampire Carl: I'm going to bite you on the neck.
 * [Frankenstein Hugh taps Vampire Carl]
 * Vampire Carl: Ow!
 * Werewolf Sheen: A rumble, cool.
 * Vampire Carl: Okay, hold on. You want a piece of me? You're messing with the wrong fat vampire.
 * [they all continue fighting, then Vampire Cindy hisses, then Werewolf Libby growls]
 * Vampire Cindy: [to Werewolf Libby] Libby, did you do something to your hair?
 * Werewolf Libby: No, are you using teeth whitener?
 * Vampire Cindy: Look into my eyes.
 * Werewolf Libby: No, way. You look into my eyes while I take a big old bite out of you.
 * [Vampire Cindy starts fighting with Werewolf Libby]
 * Jimmy: This is pretty cool, but I have to change all them back to normal before they kill each other.
 * [they all continue fighting, hitting Sheen]
 * Jimmy: I can't get them all back to the lab by myself. There's only one way to handle this. Come on.
 * Vampire Carl: Hold still, Sheen. I'm trying to bite you.
 * Werewolf Sheen: No, I want to bite you.
 * Vampire Carl: Copycat.
 * Werewolf Sheen: I'm not a cat, I'm a wolf.
 * Judy: [whistling to the people] Stop fighting! You should be ashamed. Now, you work this out among themselves. I'm going home to hand out fruit snacks. I'll see you later, Hugh Neutron.
 * Werewolf Sheen: She's right. Why are we attacking each other? We're monsters. We should be going after innocent townspeople. Who wants to rampage through town?
 * All: Me! I do!
 * Werewolf Sheen: Let's go.
 * Jimmy: I have to find something that can take on two werewolves, two vampires and a reanimated corpse. Ha-hah, that's it. I'll lower the replication frequency so my DNA doesn't change like the others. Goddard, initiate transformation sequence.
 * [Goddard pushes the lever, transforming Jimmy into an octopus, then the skull atom transitions into people walking down the street]
 * Sam: [gasping] Great flipping toadstools. Real monsters. We got to destroy them. Quick, go get some angry villagers, some torches, garlic, some silver junk, and a beautiful red-head woman named Tessy.
 * Ms. Fowl: We don't need a beautiful red-haired woman named Tessy.
 * Sam: Speak for yourself.
 * Octopus Jimmy: [looks at Goddard, barking and whimpering] Don't worry, Goddard. Everything's going to be fine, I hope.
 * Ms. Fowl: [squaking] Back, you monsters.
 * Sam: Get out of here. This is a nice, quiet neighborhood.
 * [the crowd yells angrily]
 * Vampire Carl: Ah, garlic.
 * Frankenstein Hugh: Fire.
 * [the villager taps the spoons]
 * Werewolf Sheen: Silver teaspoons.
 * Ms. Fowl: Sorry, Sam, I couldn't find you a red-haired woman named Tessy.
 * Sam: Ain't that the story of my life. Oh, well, get those monsters.
 * [the villagers walk up to the gang, running away, then the jack-o-lantern transitions into a golf course]
 * Werewolf Sheen: Come on, let's hide over there.
 * [they all run to the windmill]
 * Sam: Set fire to the windmill. Burn it, and the evil monsters with it.
 * [the villagers yell]
 * Crowd: Yeah!
 * Man: Hey, hi, excuse us. Playing through.
 * Sam: [shakes his torch] Burn, baby, burn.
 * Woman: We don't want you here.
 * Werewolf Sheen: Um, unfortunately I think this is the part where the monsters die.
 * Vampire Carl: [gasping, seeing Octopus Jimmy] What is that?
 * Werewolf Sheen: It's horrible.
 * Vampire Cindy: It's hideous.
 * Werewolf Libby: It's Jimmy?
 * Vampire Carl: No, it's Octopus Man!
 * Frankenstein Hugh: Me love you.
 * Sam: I've had it. Flying octopuses is where I draw the line yet. Yeah, run!
 * [the villagers run away, screaming, then Octopus Jimmy, sucks up Werewolf Sheen, Werewolf Libby, Vampire Cindy, Frankenstein Hugh, and Vampire Carl, then they all carry back to the Neutronic Monster Maker, then the skull atom transitions into the Neutronic Monster Maker, transforming back into humans]
 * Carl: Hey, I don't want to drink blood anymore.
 * Cindy: Yuck, me, neither.
 * ''[Libby nods her head]
 * Sheen: I've lost all desire to consume human flesh.
 * Hugh: Hey, I can speak in complete sentences. And now, where's my scary little Sugarbooger?
 * Judy: Right here, you monster. Who's up for banana balls and prune puffs?
 * ''[they all express in disgust]
 * Sheen: No, thanks.
 * Cindy: We went candy.
 * Libby: We never get to go trick-or-treating.
 * Sheen: And we left behind all our candy when we changed into monsters.
 * Carl: I bet it's gone by now.
 * Hugh: No candy on Halloween? That is scary.
 * ''[last lines]
 * Octopus Jimmy: Don't worry. I can fix that. [rings all the doorbells] Trick or treat.
 * ''[the screen puts up "HAPPY HALLOWEEN"]